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A day with my period.

period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's buttercups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.

One Direction's Voices

Louis: Beautiful chocolate-like sensation with a high pitch and extraordinary voice cracks
Niall: Irish wonderland that takes you to a whole much newer world than Aladdin
Zayn: Lusciously dramatic and high notes with glass-breaking capability
Harry: Pure seduction created by deep and slow singing
Liam: Crystal clear extravaganza that makes you feel as if you are running through a meadow with Bambi and other beautiful forest creatures

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bleedgold:

For the longer you wear it, the heart will permanently leave a mark on the finger and even without the ring, the heart will always be a symbol of eternal love 

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cute

looks so comfy!

Want this bed